This is one of those pieces of news when a celebrity farts and the entire world finds out about it in a matter of minutes. No, seriously, Jessica Simpson did it again, she farted during a business meeting, her mother being present and literally yelling at her: “Jessica!”
But whaaaaaaat? Hey, c’mon, don’t be a hypocrite! Everybody farts: men and women, youngsters and oldsters. Dogs and cats, dammit! However, Jessica is my idol because she’s so serene, she does it in public, during business meetings. Haha! Like my grandfather used to say: it’s not like I’m going to suffer from stomach ache for the sake of your nose!
