ForsakenOrder

Valentina.
Salma Hayek’s pretty little lady. Oh, she’s a cutie and mommy’s hot as always!

If we’re still in the celebrity freak’ness zone, I just read about People magazine getting the rights (the sum is not mentioned yet…possible the most expensive baby photos ever) to publish Brangelina’s twins photos. Whoo-hoo! Bet they’re gorgeous…damn, Brad and Angie should be banned even staying close to each other…nuclear weapon!  Anywho, love the girl’s name -Vivienne Marchelline=pretty…boy’s name- […]

Damn right! Christian Bale. Again!
Of course he’s fine, why wouldn’t he be? His sister and mother’s accusations were a bunch of crap! They wanted money…the biotches! He’s just fine, with his own family and all. Cuuuuuute!

This is the story of the Nose, the Hair and the Mustache. Short and straight to the point:
Here’s a cute nose picker, recently accused of DUI. Yummyyyy!!! Dig deep! LOL

Amy Winehouse is just fine, people, what the heck are you talking about? She doesn’t smoke weed anymore, she’s clean, she’s coherent, she looks all professional, she doesn’t act wacko anymore, stop talking crap about her!

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My number five hottie here seems to be missing something in his life. Right, Shia…what the heck is it that you’re missing? Do you lack food? Are you homeless? No friends? Alone in the world? No? Oh…I thought you were missing some basic things of this life, otherwise I cannot explain why you’d break your […]

LOL… somebody finally told Angelina she should gain some weight if she wants to feature the next movie! I was getting scared now, with the way she appeared in Wanted. Nice movie but a waaaay too skinny Angie.
Angelina Jolie is going to play the lead in the sequel to the 1999 film The Thomas Crown […]

She’s been featuring her new hubby’s (Devendra Banhart) latest video (Carmensita). Awww…so cute. Cute? I’d rather say wacky, young lady. Your notoriety has definitely risen some levels with this video…lol. Aaahhhh…the things a woman won’t do for love….

Just one problem….what does a telenovelistic song has to do with Indian costumes and dances. Carmensita…you should have […]

I’ve been reading these pieces of news about Christian Bale lately, not good ones, dammit! It is supposed to be good news, taking into account the absolutely astonishing success of The Dark Knight. Christian should glow! Instead…

Apparently, he was arrested somewhere in a hotel in London because he supposedly assaulted his mother and sister. Second […]