ForsakenOrder

Damn right! Christian Bale. Again!
Of course he’s fine, why wouldn’t he be? His sister and mother’s accusations were a bunch of crap! They wanted money…the biotches! He’s just fine, with his own family and all. Cuuuuuute!

This is the story of the Nose, the Hair and the Mustache. Short and straight to the point:
Here’s a cute nose picker, recently accused of DUI. Yummyyyy!!! Dig deep! LOL

“What’s WRONG with this video?” is the new rubric on the blog. Here’s how it’ll go: we post a music video, then you get to list and comment on every little or big thing that you think is just simply wrong or out of place in this particular video. Here comes the first one:

Amy Winehouse is just fine, people, what the heck are you talking about? She doesn’t smoke weed anymore, she’s clean, she’s coherent, she looks all professional, she doesn’t act wacko anymore, stop talking crap about her!

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This is just so cute, I couldn’t help post it. One comment though: you stoopid b*otch, now that he helped you, would you mind removing that piece of paper before he swallows it? Morons…

Since Dari’s challenging me on movie trailers …here’s a new way of seeing Brad Pitt -freakin’ hilariously dumb. This is gonna be good. I’m LMFAO already! Crazy a$$ Pitt…what’s with Clooney anyway?! Ridiculous…these guys r so good working together. Oh, and the government’s ‘portray’…couldn’t get more realistic than that. Love it!

My number five hottie here seems to be missing something in his life. Right, Shia…what the heck is it that you’re missing? Do you lack food? Are you homeless? No friends? Alone in the world? No? Oh…I thought you were missing some basic things of this life, otherwise I cannot explain why you’d break your […]

Hhhyeah, that’s right! There’s a fourth part of Terminator and guess who’s featured, Aleera? Christian Bale. Damn right! God, I absolutely love this guy! Enjoy the official teaser trailer!

LOL… somebody finally told Angelina she should gain some weight if she wants to feature the next movie! I was getting scared now, with the way she appeared in Wanted. Nice movie but a waaaay too skinny Angie.
Angelina Jolie is going to play the lead in the sequel to the 1999 film The Thomas Crown […]