ForsakenOrder

Well, it’s just that a lot of female celebrities are doing it lately… getting naked on the cover of the magazines and… you know, Jessica Biel thought… “Fok cover magazines… I’m going to do this the right way!”
And here we are… hardly waiting to see this movie (Powder Blue) in which she’s playing… yeah… an […]

This creature reminds me of Allegra Versace and Kate Bosworth. It’s very disturbing watching her, I must confess. Ladies and… ladies (men, there’s nothing you could see here), I give you the new Rachel Zoe:

Wow… she is wild! Beyonce’s gone mad with this Sasha Fierce thing lately! I’m not sure it fits her very well though… kinda scares me… she’s going over the top with this bi-polar thinghy… See her jump and swamp and clamp (huh?) in GQ magazine, the German edition. Easy there, pretty mare, you might break […]

Oh, where in this world have I been lately? It’s true, Ricky Martin has twin boys, whom he has just introduced to People magazine. The children, called Valentino and Matteo, were born last August (omg! I am so foken ignorant!)!
In the interview accompanying the photos, Ricky explains why they (who?) decided to hire a […]

Angelina is everywhere these days. Why? Oh, maybe you didn’t know her hubby hubby Brad Pitt’s latest movie - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - is being launched and… yeah, they have to be on every red carpet! Here they are at the Los Angeles launch of the movie. Angie looking hot, as always, […]

There are many differences between Europe and Africa, we all know that…

Because black and white photography kicks ass any time, because Kate Moss looks damaged in real life, but looks genius in pictorials, and because Chinese are smart mofos.
Mah gah! I love them! Enjoy!

It’s time to get a little Grinchy today!
Blondes have suffered decades of ridicule, but it’s time they embrace the jokes. When it comes to a hot-pink boost of self-confidence (or at least a few good laughs), the Keyboard for Blondes may do the trick.

Let me not be mean… after all, motherhood is a wonderful thing! And yes, it happened to the assistant slapper herself, Naomi Campbell! The bitchy boss is pregnant! Congratulations, you! I hope you won’t have too many nervous breakdowns during your pregnancy, due to the sight of the extra pounds ruining your perfect body!

Aaaahh… James Franco… He’s definitely in my White Book.
Did you know that some people…nice people… “nice” people I mean launched a rumor that James, my dear future ex-husband, James Franco is gay? Oh… that would be such a great loss! Not that he is… hypothetically speaking, that’s all! Aaaanyway, who has ears to hear those […]