ForsakenOrder

I understand you want to kill ants and all, but…For fuck’s sake!
I almost drank out of an 100% pure alcohol bottle because my “smart” mom put the substance in a water bottle and placed it in the place where water bottles stand, no etiquette, no nothing. I swear… one gulp of that thing and I […]

This is a good article you can read in Esquire magazine. Enjoy it w/ my bonus comments (in red).
Why Americans Aren’t Dumb by AJ Jacobs -HA!
Just because you’re not smarter than a fifth grader doesn’t mean you’re an idiot. It means fifth graders are pretty smart. Umm…in order words, that’s the same thing, or even […]

If we’re still in the celebrity freak’ness zone, I just read about People magazine getting the rights (the sum is not mentioned yet…possible the most expensive baby photos ever) to publish Brangelina’s twins photos. Whoo-hoo! Bet they’re gorgeous…damn, Brad and Angie should be banned even staying close to each other…nuclear weapon!  Anywho, love the girl’s name -Vivienne Marchelline=pretty…boy’s name- […]

Amy Winehouse is just fine, people, what the heck are you talking about? She doesn’t smoke weed anymore, she’s clean, she’s coherent, she looks all professional, she doesn’t act wacko anymore, stop talking crap about her!

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My number five hottie here seems to be missing something in his life. Right, Shia…what the heck is it that you’re missing? Do you lack food? Are you homeless? No friends? Alone in the world? No? Oh…I thought you were missing some basic things of this life, otherwise I cannot explain why you’d break your […]

I only like one song from Lenny Kravitz (Believe in me, very cute), and I find the guy rather disgusting. Whatever, who cares, he came to Romania for a big concert.
Eeeeverybody got excited, chicks started falling on the floor “Ooohhh, Lennyyy, ooohhh, Lenny!!!” and what does the stupid ass dope do during the concert? […]

You know when it happens that something really bad happens that it’s all over the news for a couple of days? Well…these days, the media is talking about a horrendous double crime that took place…in my city? Not quite. Listen to this.
So two years ago, my fucking ex boyfriend rented some house on a street, […]

Here’s another thing I’m battling these days…an “ELEPHANT!” Myeah, you read that right.
So…I now live on the 1st floor (parter la noi), and my upstairs neighbor is obviously not human…and more close to an elephant. That’s about the weight he puts on his feet when he’s walking around his house…my freakin’ windows are shaking, okay?!? […]

I swear, we didn’t have this in Romania, but since we entered the European Union, they’re started!!! I’m so mad! NO, I DON’T WANT TO WASTE 3 MINUTES (actually more than 15 if you stay and chat) OF MY LIFE SO THAT YOU CAN INTRODUCE ME YOUR OFFER! Your offer sucks anyway if this is […]