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The British novelist J. K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, has donated 1 million pounds (1.27 million euros) to Labor, announced Saturday the party of British Prime Minister, Gordon Brown.
J. K. Rowling is a personal friend of Mr. Brown and his wife Sarah. The announcement, on the first day of Labor’s annual conference […]

The British pop star George Michael has received a warning from police after being arrested in a public toilet in London in possession of drugs, police said Saturday evening.
“A man aged 45 was arrested Sept. 19 after being suspected of drug possession in the district of Hampstead Heath,” said a spokesman for London police.
The singer […]

Whoaaaa!!! That speaks a lot about the habits regarding her personal hygiene! LOOL! That is embaraskin’!
The London home of the famous top model Kate Moss was completely infested by fleas, so she had to leave her home. So Kate and her man Jamie Hince, have awakened one morning itching. They covered the “buttons”, […]

If you watch ‘The (Drama Queens) Hills’ you probably know how life in ‘Sheep Land’ goes: Johnny loves Chachi, Johnny has a diploma in Idiotism, Chachi is a ‘fashionable’ drama queen, Johnny gives Chachi shit, Chachi hits back with a bunch of crap, Johnny and Chachi have a ‘meaningful’ conversation, Johnny and Chachi kiss, then […]

Wooooow… here’s something you girls out there can make money out of IF you didn’t play with the wrong toys yet! Your kitty! Pardon me… your virginity!
Natalie Dylan, a young woman of 22, participated in the radio broadcast of Howard Stern (radio most famous radio host in the United States, one crazy fother mucker!). Nothing […]

You know, if it is said ‘you can sell shit in America if you’re a skilled talker’, I suppose you could say “you could cut hair with fire in Washington if you’re one hungry ass Sicilian”. Otherwise I do not understand how people could take this guy seriously… I mean…you’ve got to be kidding me.

They made it to the semifinals! Indigo made it to the American Idol’s semifinals! Noooo!!! My entire American life is ruined now! I’m never going to be able to start my own business in the USA! Jeeesus! Somebody stop them!
LOL with me? Mwehehe!

Ok…now how long does an web freak need to make a FUCK THOSE […]

… unfortunately for you, not that you don’t understand this thing, you just don’t want to admit it, 110 American medals at the Olympics cannot beat 100 Chinese medals, just because… just because you only got 30 something golden ones while the Chinese got 50 something golden ones. I know… terrible… shitty… but the freakin’ […]

I understand you want to kill ants and all, but…For fuck’s sake!
I almost drank out of an 100% pure alcohol bottle because my “smart” mom put the substance in a water bottle and placed it in the place where water bottles stand, no etiquette, no nothing. I swear… one gulp of that thing and I […]

This is a good article you can read in Esquire magazine. Enjoy it w/ my bonus comments (in red).
Why Americans Aren’t Dumb by AJ Jacobs -HA!
Just because you’re not smarter than a fifth grader doesn’t mean you’re an idiot. It means fifth graders are pretty smart. Umm…in order words, that’s the same thing, or even […]