Owned By A 10 Year Old


Category : Lifestyle, Personal

Mom is a teacher. I am a teacher too. When mom is busy, I take her place and cover for an hour or two. Only problem is I teach 17 yrs old and up, mom is teaching 7-11. So I took her place today for an hour, stood with the kiddies. They were supposed to write a composition.

While I was walking among the desks, to see how kiddies are doing, I was correcting some of them, telling them to replace certain words, or making them aware of their misspells etc. In the first bench on the left… a little young lady, dressed in pink jeans and a pink t-shirt with blue-ish flowers. Hmmm… Ok… Let me see what she’s all about I say to meself. I get closer and look over her shoulder. Maaan, her notebook was a mess! With scratches and a lot of ink and… just imagine a war going on in there! She was writing three words, she was changing her mind, hewing the hell out of that notebook.

What’s your name? I ask

Eveline. she answers and scribbles another freakin’ word.

Eveline, you’re supposed to write in a more pleasant manner. This is your classroom notebook, you must have a neat writing. 

Yes, I know.

Well, in this case, try it. You’re scribbling a lot. Don’t you have a proof reader? Proof read your mistake, don’t scribble it.

I am not allowed to use a proof reader.

Who’s not allowing you?

My daddy says that people who use proof readers are stupid.

At that very moment, an entire classroom of professional proof reader users and a previous one (me!!!)  remained mute, the kiddies looking at me, perplexed, and I, looking at them, stopping myself from bursting into this hideous laughter! Shit… I so restrained myself from strangling lil’ Eveline, who just scribbled another one in the meantime, when I realized she had no fault. Her daddy just confused things or took them to an extreme. It’s true that kids must not be taught to OVERUSE proofreaders, but it’s definitely not an option to let your kid have a notebook full of ink poopies and slaughtered words, aye, DADDY?

LMFAO at My Mom!!!


Category : Personal

See my mom is this little cute lady with a friendly face and smile who is always and I mean ALWAYS ready to help others. In order for you to understand what ALWAYS means, just know that she helps you even when you don’t need it or you don’t WANT it. LOL!

She’s a teacher and she’s up to date with everything concerning this subject. Hot topics, how to’s and stuff like that. She one of those persons everybody comes for help, even her colleagues and she’s one of those persons GULLIBLE enough to help everybody. I’m not saying she shouldn’t, I’m saying shouldn’t allow people to take advantage of her like that.

She’s also some sort of a small genius.

Aaaaaanyway, she comes home today with a long face, enters my room and says something like “I’m in trouble…” I’m like “What? Why?”

“Well, you see, Mrs. P. is retiring and she asked me whether I could write her speech for her, you know, like a couple of words she should say in front of everybody.”

“SHE’s retiring and she’s asking YOU to write her speech? I’m sorry, who owns the greater experience in this situation?”

“Mwell, yeah, I know, but she asked me nicely and you know how I can’t say no…”

“Alright, fine! So do it. You’re smart enough.”

“Yeah, I can do it, no problem but…”

“Well, what’s the problem?”

“Well… you see, one of the young girls, Alice, she’s supposed to hold a speech in Mrs. P’s honor…”

“Mhmmmm… aaaaaand??????”

“See… she came to me today and she asked me whether I could write her speech as well!”

At this moment I burst into laughter. “Is there anyone ELSE wanting you to write a speech for them?”

“Ummm… yeah… There’s the Principal… ”

At this moment I was under the desk.

Of course, around two hours later, mom was on the phone for another hour, DICTATING speeches to people.

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