ForsakenOrder

Remember this? I’m going to do it again in about…ummm….an hour and a half. Wish me luuuuck! LOL
I’ll be back with pictures…maybe.
LE: Fucking hair stylist forgot about my appointment and called me again today. I DON’T THINK SO. Next!

I understand you want to kill ants and all, but…For fuck’s sake!
I almost drank out of an 100% pure alcohol bottle because my “smart” mom put the substance in a water bottle and placed it in the place where water bottles stand, no etiquette, no nothing. I swear… one gulp of that thing and I […]

This is a good article you can read in Esquire magazine. Enjoy it w/ my bonus comments (in red).
Why Americans Aren’t Dumb by AJ Jacobs -HA!
Just because you’re not smarter than a fifth grader doesn’t mean you’re an idiot. It means fifth graders are pretty smart. Umm…in order words, that’s the same thing, or even […]

Best wishes on ur b-day, girl (u know who u r)! Hugs and kisses…eat some cake

Go for it… give it a good shine too!
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If we’re still in the celebrity freak’ness zone, I just read about People magazine getting the rights (the sum is not mentioned yet…possible the most expensive baby photos ever) to publish Brangelina’s twins photos. Whoo-hoo! Bet they’re gorgeous…damn, Brad and Angie should be banned even staying close to each other…nuclear weapon!  Anywho, love the girl’s name -Vivienne Marchelline=pretty…boy’s name- […]

This is the story of the Nose, the Hair and the Mustache. Short and straight to the point:
Here’s a cute nose picker, recently accused of DUI. Yummyyyy!!! Dig deep! LOL

Amy Winehouse is just fine, people, what the heck are you talking about? She doesn’t smoke weed anymore, she’s clean, she’s coherent, she looks all professional, she doesn’t act wacko anymore, stop talking crap about her!

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Remember this? Needless to say, the ‘elephant’ effect started again. That letter I sent only had an effect of about a 1 week. So, right now I’m at a point where I am taking matters in my own hands…and that is not gonna end well. With that said, it’s ON! It’s either you or me!! […]