ForsakenOrder

Hey, guys! Hope you had a wonderful Christmas time. I’m not back, just teasing a little bit, I’m pretty sure most of you are busy partying anyway so…
Yes, so can any of you explain the symbolic meaning of the 9 Levers for me? I am curious if it is motivational enough for me to get […]

It’s been a long time since I have laughed so hard and I swear… It’s way beyond my comprehension! How can one (supposedly) successful Latin lover do such a thing to his image, to himself?
So… Enrique Iglesias had a live (… sure) concert a couple of days ago and, you know… when you’re not a […]

Meh… I’m just mean, because I feel the need to say something about those (of course not!) interesting pictures that have made all the tabloids… the ones in which Amy Winehouse appears topless on the beach (well how else would she be, she’s freaking looking to get that skin tanned!). So… am I the only […]

Right… Celebrities are not perfect, that we know. With all that makeup, beauty and photoshop sessions that are applied, they all have their flaws.
Fine, so you’re not perfect. No one is expecting that (I’m a liar!)! But some celebrities have been photographed and one thing is clear: some neglect the some decent hygiene matters, such […]

Test yourself! What are you thinking of when you see this image?

Now get in to see what you should have actually seen!

Since when did Zorro turn to Kaballah? Tehehe! Oh, man, why am I really ashamed of myself laughing at this poor man? But hopw did he let this happen? HOW?

See the full Zorro “photoshoot” here.

Don’t they just look the same? What could Ashton resemble better than a mascot?

See more pictures of Ashton and Demi at the Iowa NCAA Basketball here.

Dear Santa,
Please send me a little brother!

 
Dear Johnny,
Send me your mother!

Goddamit! Where are my fokin’ keys?

Whose ass is that?

This creature reminds me of Allegra Versace and Kate Bosworth. It’s very disturbing watching her, I must confess. Ladies and… ladies (men, there’s nothing you could see here), I give you the new Rachel Zoe: