ForsakenOrder

In the left corner…light-weight champion ‘Pwetty Kitty’…in the right corner…light-weight wanna-be ‘Cardboard the Stick’…let the fight begin! Ding-ding!

Give the stomach something to gnaw at! Oh, man, this is too funny! (Viral ahead!)

Hey guys, another week, another day, another morning and some other laughters, why not. Let us see what’s in the news:
1. Lindsay Lohan is pregnant!

That’s right, be careful what beach you decide to have sex on! Because a British businesswoman is now facing six years in a foreign jail!
Michelle Palmer, manager of a publishing firm, was arrested after a police officer reportedly found her and a British holidaymaker in a compromising position on Jumeirah Beach in the Arab state. […]

What do YOU call them (besides extremely stupid, of course)? Here’s a series of really idiotic confused youngsters. They have a funny way of establishing their…well…identities, if I can say so. I think I did a better job at establishing my identity. A way better job. Let’s just say I’m famous for something else […]

Lil Wayne. That’s him! I swear, this is the worst rapper these days. Nothing to do with the color of his skin. Nothing to do at all, but he’s the worst! I cannot explain how ridiculous he is: stupid songs, very stupid interpretation, absolutely stupid appearance. He’s a tiny lil’ mothafocka who struggles too much […]

Last night I had the wonderful pleasure to go to McDonald’s and drink a coffee. Surprisingly, there were a lot of people in for that time of the night. So I sat at a table, took my coffee and started sipping. Once, twice, thrice. Then I stopped, got my phone out and click. Oh, there […]

…but here’s what you can do with a penis!
Get in!

… ‘ cause obviously, the cock is here. Maybe on July 4th? Heheh!!!

The Sadistic Killer is back, this time with an accomplice of 62!
It’s my mom. She’s been acting very weird lately. One week ago, she was killing ants, now she’s killing the pigeons in the garret of my flat. Some poor pigeon family has chosen to stop in our garret about one year ago and […]