ForsakenOrder

U…there’s the cake, I want some cake, dude, gotta have some cake, can I have some cake, dude, it’s over here, OMG, less than 5 inches from me! What’s this shit…I can’t get to the cake, dude, I want cake, man! Gimme some fucking cake!
Must
have
cake
must
scratch
I
will
get
through
must
have
cake!

It’s a metaphor. And it is meant to embody the image I encountered today, as I was walking to work.
I work next to some high school. Were I to pay attention to details every time I pass next to it, I would be amazed every day. Smoking is not allowed inside this high school, […]

Be the perfect girlfriend…By Jon Wilde
Reese and Ryan fizzled out, Britney and K-Fed fell apart, and when the dust cleared, all that remained of each blessed union was a crisp pre-nup to divvy up the belongings. Which got me thinking, Why rely on a legal document to fix the end of a relationship when I […]

 
We all freak out before exams, we don’t always prepare that well…so we sometimes just wing it…but in these cases, they screwed up pretty well.

His name is Nick Pitera and he’s a weirdly pleasant talented guy I found on YouTube. I love watching people perform. What’s special about Nick is that he sings both the male ad female part of this song, and this song is not just a song, it is Mariah Carey and Boys2Men’s One Sweet Dday. […]

Oh, my! I found this Britney Spears - Piece of Me parody. This guy is absolutely brilliant! Not to mention he looks like Hiro Nakamura (overly smiling guy from Heroes…ring-ding-ding!) LOL!!! Enjoy!

you can have some yummy in your tummy
just stop acting like a dummy
Hahaha! And he’s a pretty good singer, aye?

Finally, some guy decided to give Americans a hand with their spelling mistakes. This man travels across the U.S. fixing errors on signs, hoping to change the world one typo at a time. Good luck, I bet you have a lot of work!

I am laughing my ass off right now because I’m thinking of my friend’s Aleera reaction. Long story short she’s in love with Gerard Butler and she hates the crap out of Cameron Diaz. Girl, how though can this be to you? It is real, they have been spotted together in more than friendly situations.
Ok, […]

I know this video is old and stuff, I know it’s a damn viral, but I just have to have it on my blog!!!! So shut up, I’m a Prison Break addict, screw you if you think bad things about me just because of this fact. For the ones who still think I’m smart and […]

What happens when women celebrities forget to use the little girls’ wee-wee room before entering the red carpet? They take the Red Carpet Pisser Position. LOL…is it something about these crossed legs besides suggesting the above mentioned feeling of going to the bathroom? Does it secure stability or something? Because to me…it’s “I really have […]