ForsakenOrder

…can sing “Star Spangled Banner’ better…in English! (BTW, she’s Romanian) Pwahahaaa…’pop sensation’…bwahahaa…I think she just lost the ‘title.’ (grooowl…oops!)
PS: Smone give her some Pepto-Bismol! (video attached for your reference-u call out the differences)

The International Whistling Championship. I don’t know if I should add anything more, you know, the images and audio are quite sufficient. I just love the crowd that is watching and I just love the excitement on everybody’s faces. Enjoy!

I simply HAD to do this!
A few days ago, a new video appeared on the net that caused one heck of a laughter. It was Britney Spears singing in play back - of course - but ooops! microphone was live! She really must be pissed off right now. But hey… Brit-Brit, there’s nothing to worry […]

I’ll let you guys decide in what extents is this quote true…
Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given […]

You know, if it is said ‘you can sell shit in America if you’re a skilled talker’, I suppose you could say “you could cut hair with fire in Washington if you’re one hungry ass Sicilian”. Otherwise I do not understand how people could take this guy seriously… I mean…you’ve got to be kidding me.

I bet you a lot of money that little bad girl gone good (hyeah, right!) is NOT going to be a good mother. EVER! How do I know? Well… she does have an effect on children, but I don’t know if it is a good one. Actually, I’m pretty sure about that. Take a look […]

This video is absolutely hilarious, you will die laughing…I just saw it like thrice!
Joker’s Interrogation of Batman
FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!

Remember this? I’m going to do it again in about…ummm….an hour and a half. Wish me luuuuck! LOL
I’ll be back with pictures…maybe.
LE: Fucking hair stylist forgot about my appointment and called me again today. I DON’T THINK SO. Next!

This is a good article you can read in Esquire magazine. Enjoy it w/ my bonus comments (in red).
Why Americans Aren’t Dumb by AJ Jacobs -HA!
Just because you’re not smarter than a fifth grader doesn’t mean you’re an idiot. It means fifth graders are pretty smart. Umm…in order words, that’s the same thing, or even […]

Best wishes on ur b-day, girl (u know who u r)! Hugs and kisses…eat some cake