ForsakenOrder

So….
there you are,
having a
dinner party…..

If you didn’t know what an ewok is, take a look at this picture:

 
Now… you might wonder what is wrong with me. Nothing. It’s just that sometimes, just sometimes, I like to have a lot of fun and do… impersonations. LOL… so… you’ve seen the ewok… now look at Dari’s impersonation of an ewok:

Very well done!

Bwahaha! See? I told you there was something about that Michael Phelps besides eight golden Olympic medals! I told you! I hadn’t have so much fun since the 007 spy video tehehe!
After becoming the king of swimming, Michael Phelps landed in … “Gray’s Anatomy! Heey… everybody does it, right?
Nah… I’m tripping! This is in fact […]

No… seriously, it’s certified! Fidel Castro is the biggest fucker of all times! Only one Japanese emperor is better than him and the Japanese is not certified, LOL!
According to Continental News not less than 35 000 women allegedly “knew” Fidel Castro very closely in 82 years … According to relevant sources (close friends and employees), […]

Ok… this video is fake, of course. I mean the audio… but you tell me something: farting sound left aside… is Tom Cruise acting absolutely nutty or what? I mean… really… I would have accepted this to go live with farts than people thinking I am one helluva crazy, absolutely crazy man, laughing and babbling […]

Just enjoy this absolutely lovely spy!

You all know who Chris Crocker is by now. Come on, you know you know him… How many videos did you watch? Okok…relax… I was having a look at his cookoo videos the other day, trying my best to see what is wrong with this guy. I mean… ok… nothing with you being gay… […]

No, seriously… does it?
So Dita Von Teese is the new image of the brand Wonderbra! When I’m thinking wonderbra commercial, I’m thinking a a commercial that gives any man a hard on. Now… I’m not a man… but I’ve watched it and … not impressed.
Here it is radiant in the new TV spot of the […]

Was she… was she… was she embodying a rock star? Was she tired and decided to have a rest beside the speakers? Was she drunk? Was she confused? Did she need to use the toilet like… fast? I can’t tell, you tell me! Sunday, in Lisbon.