ForsakenOrder

Okay, so we all know about Craigslist…it’s in different cities in the US and you can sell almost anything on it…yeah, even yourself. :)  Now, I’m on the market for a new car, so where else could I look than CL [if you want to deal with private sellers and not (I-hate-)dealers)].
Hilarious or not (sometimes […]

Speaking of Messenger, here’s part of a conversation I had with one of my girlfriends. We shall hide her name in order not to create conflicts heheheh!!! I’m translating the Romanian parts, just to help you understand.

Damn those mass messages! They only come to prove mass stupidity!
Here’s what a friend (dude, if you read this - not anymore a friend of mine, I’m ashamed) sent me today:

I swear I’m a crazy woman! Shopping does not define me because I’m not a spoiled little brat wandering all day long through stores, buying all sort of crappy things, I don’t go out daily with “my girls” at the Mall (well…maybe once a week hihi). And still it defines me because, if I’m set […]

…or something like “I know a very compromising thing about you and you know a very compromising thing about me, we’re best pals now”. Did this ever happen to you? OMG, I’m laughing a lot right now.
The thing is that I knew something about a quite important person who works in the same building as […]

Some reasons for which I love animals: 1. they are so sincere, it breaks your heart; 2. they can make me laugh faster than a jester; 3. they can dance better than human beings. There you go, proof:

I sprained my ankle while running after my cat and it kinda hurts like hell so I’m going for the fastest remedy I know, my magic Ben-Gay cream!!! It’s working every time, no doubt but it is just now that a stupid question hit me… Why on earth is this salve called Ben-Gay? Is it […]

That’s right! Sometimes reality isn’t as good as the movies!

Love is as good as you make it. The rest is stupid dreams!
There was no sign of marks on her skin, but there were some, really deep ones, on her soul. Could it be possible to visualize? Could it be possible to materialize them? Does anyone […]

Just because I’m so bored and not in an inspiring mood, here you go, laugh your asses off! It’s the best I can do for you at this moment. Bet you 10$ you won’t be able to keep a straight face

His name is Damian and he’s nuts!