ForsakenOrder

Well… let’s say you have extremely large breasts but you don’t want to join the porn industry. However, you do want to live a decent life and… you have to make some dough. What to do, what to do? Oh, I know… do this:

Viral. Just enjoy it! Take your hands of your puter for one minute and enjoy the damn thing!

I swear some parents are just SICK! A la cabesa, claro!

Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined
Yes, that would be the longest name in the world and it belongs to a 19 year old British young lad who was smart enough to change his birth given name in exchange for a… $20 fee. And it’s official too! So official […]

We had a bunch of happy spammers problem, the type of kilometrical dirty and sick minded spams. Man, I swear, some people just live like maggots!

Imagine you’re a 71 years old man going to the hospital with excruciating abdominal pain and the doctors tell you it’s because you’re… well… a little pregnant.
This is what happened to John Grady Pippen from Oregon, Portland. Hospital staff gave the retired mechanic and logger a note saying: “Based on your visit today, we know […]

Alright, that’s it! I totally burst out when I freakin’ read that Amy Winehouse spends 1.300 € a day on drugs! This is ridiculous!
Since her 25th birthday (this bitch is younger than me, man!), Amy Winehouse has not got out of the house! At all! Indeed, according to her relatives, she remained cloistered at home […]

Oi, how comes the Pussycat Dolls are still single? Always wondered that… I never hear anything about any of them being with any man.
But, after long thinking sessions, I got the the answer! The group scares men away! Only Nicole Scherzinger has a love story with the Formula 1 driver Lewis Hamilton.
According to another member […]

Or a real way of making good money… in a relatively easy manner. Ha! Remember her? Good. Now imagine her becoming a real role model for young females across the world. The result? In my mind, the result is less rich people, especially men. Lol! Okok… back to my idea… so… she was selling her […]

Ok… this video is fake, of course. I mean the audio… but you tell me something: farting sound left aside… is Tom Cruise acting absolutely nutty or what? I mean… really… I would have accepted this to go live with farts than people thinking I am one helluva crazy, absolutely crazy man, laughing and babbling […]