ForsakenOrder

I was sitting in the library the other day, thinking about what the hell I should read, as I have no good book recommendations for about two weeks now and it’s frustrating (by the way, feel free to recommend a book) and I was Google-ing for ideas when what do you think I find? The […]

Why would you want to get overdosed at 76? Elisabeth Taylor just succeeded in overdosing herself again this week. Let us see…you have maybe 14 years left to live, you’re already sick as crap, you can hardly walk alone and speak for yourself…but you still think mixing pills with alcohol is ok.
 
Why would you want […]

U…there’s the cake, I want some cake, dude, gotta have some cake, can I have some cake, dude, it’s over here, OMG, less than 5 inches from me! What’s this shit…I can’t get to the cake, dude, I want cake, man! Gimme some fucking cake!
Must
have
cake
must
scratch
I
will
get
through
must
have
cake!

I have to do this because it’s the second time it happens and I’m pissed off. There’s one home delivery service I like ordering from because they have good food. But, as anything good, it has its bad side as well. I’ve ordered a sandwich via messenger and I’ve specified NO MAYO, PLEASE. I’m getting […]

It’s a metaphor. And it is meant to embody the image I encountered today, as I was walking to work.
I work next to some high school. Were I to pay attention to details every time I pass next to it, I would be amazed every day. Smoking is not allowed inside this high school, […]

Be the perfect girlfriend…By Jon Wilde
Reese and Ryan fizzled out, Britney and K-Fed fell apart, and when the dust cleared, all that remained of each blessed union was a crisp pre-nup to divvy up the belongings. Which got me thinking, Why rely on a legal document to fix the end of a relationship when I […]

 
We all freak out before exams, we don’t always prepare that well…so we sometimes just wing it…but in these cases, they screwed up pretty well.

His name is Nick Pitera and he’s a weirdly pleasant talented guy I found on YouTube. I love watching people perform. What’s special about Nick is that he sings both the male ad female part of this song, and this song is not just a song, it is Mariah Carey and Boys2Men’s One Sweet Dday. […]

Oh, my! I found this Britney Spears - Piece of Me parody. This guy is absolutely brilliant! Not to mention he looks like Hiro Nakamura (overly smiling guy from Heroes…ring-ding-ding!) LOL!!! Enjoy!

you can have some yummy in your tummy
just stop acting like a dummy
Hahaha! And he’s a pretty good singer, aye?

Finally, some guy decided to give Americans a hand with their spelling mistakes. This man travels across the U.S. fixing errors on signs, hoping to change the world one typo at a time. Good luck, I bet you have a lot of work!