ForsakenOrder

What are you thinking of when you look at this picture?

Because I’m thinking of… THIS:

Speaking of chicken… because not every chicken is real.

60% CACA? Oh, that must be the best offer ever! Just don’t feel like putting it in my mouth… not sure why…

Just because you’re a grown up person and you have lost all your imaginary friends doesn’t mean I’m not actually hula hooping! Look at me shake my aaaaaaaaassss!!!!

Miss Catastrophe is back, that’s right! Duffy is an eternal bloopers fountain! She should be called DUMMY from now on!
The Welsh singer doesn’t need to do anything special to attract the attention of the spectators because with her loud voice she can cover for any difficult choreography and stunts.
But it seems that yesterday was not […]

Dude, you’ve got something on your parachute!

After giving you 26 reasons for which it is (supposedly) better to be a man, here are 26 things men would like women to say and… well… do. No, 26 has no special meaning for me. It’s just a coincidence. Press Go, my friends!

It’s high time I did something for men. They are simple creatures, after all, how difficult would it be to give them 26 reasons to feel satisfied? Press GO, my friends!

… would you still like her so much?

Are you sure? I mean, do you have any idea what dangers you’re exposing yourself to? Is this what you want to do for the rest of your life? Do you know whether you will have a life? Because I wouldn’t choose to be a TV news reporter! Why?