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VidFight - Fire Truck

In: Funny Things

Hey, here’s an… interesting fight. Short and straight to the point. Very educational too! Let’s call it Ohhh, truck!

I’m amazed at how parents like to … play.

And I love him so much because he has got the balls to do and say whatever he wants, whenever he wants! I love the characters he portrays, even if I don’t agree with everything he does. I love his personal life, because he’s just a normal guy, loving a normal girl. But mostly, I […]

Dog’s New Bone

In: Funny Things

So….
there you are,
having a
dinner party…..

Dari’s Impersonation of an Ewok

In: Funny Things

If you didn’t know what an ewok is, take a look at this picture:

 
Now… you might wonder what is wrong with me. Nothing. It’s just that sometimes, just sometimes, I like to have a lot of fun and do… impersonations. LOL… so… you’ve seen the ewok… now look at Dari’s impersonation of an ewok:

Joker on Bush

In: Funny Things

Very well done!

Buy Someone a House, Bitch!

In: Celebrity Nonsense, idiots

Alright, that’s it! I totally burst out when I freakin’ read that Amy Winehouse spends 1.300 € a day on drugs! This is ridiculous!
Since her 25th birthday (this bitch is younger than me, man!), Amy Winehouse has not got out of the house! At all! Indeed, according to her relatives, she remained cloistered at home […]

Men Are Afraid of the Pussycat Dolls

In: idiots

Oi, how comes the Pussycat Dolls are still single? Always wondered that… I never hear anything about any of them being with any man.
But, after long thinking sessions, I got the the answer! The group scares men away! Only Nicole Scherzinger has a love story with the Formula 1 driver Lewis Hamilton.
According to another member […]

Introducing Dr. McSwimmy

In: Celebrity Nonsense, Funny Things

Bwahaha! See? I told you there was something about that Michael Phelps besides eight golden Olympic medals! I told you! I hadn’t have so much fun since the 007 spy video tehehe!
After becoming the king of swimming, Michael Phelps landed in … “Gray’s Anatomy! Heey… everybody does it, right?
Nah… I’m tripping! This is in fact […]

True Role Model

In: idiots

Or a real way of making good money… in a relatively easy manner. Ha! Remember her? Good. Now imagine her becoming a real role model for young females across the world. The result? In my mind, the result is less rich people, especially men. Lol! Okok… back to my idea… so… she was selling her […]

No… seriously, it’s certified! Fidel Castro is the biggest fucker of all times! Only one Japanese emperor is better than him and the Japanese is not certified, LOL!
According to Continental News not less than 35 000 women allegedly “knew” Fidel Castro very closely in 82 years … According to relevant sources (close friends and employees), […]