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In: Funny Things, Pets

I Would Not Kiss A Guy…

In: Funny Things

after he has recently kissed another girl, and I know about it - Fuck off, since when are you supposed to get all the benefits?
after he has smoked. Actually, I would NOT kiss a guy who smokes IF I can tell he does - Fuck off! Just for you to imagine how I feel, try […]

Yes, that is how I could describe this PicFight. There are no other proper words for these red carpet girls in their red-carpet dresses, with their red carpet attitudes. Baboon ass Elisabeth Banks vs. Skinny ass Lydia Hearst .

Dog vs. Horse

In: Funny Things

“Stop horsing around, you idiot!”
“Well stop dogging me all the time, you prick!”
It’s quite easy. You’ll get it from the pictures.

Sorry for Your Not Being Able to Comment!

In: idiots

We had a bunch of happy spammers problem, the type of kilometrical dirty and sick minded spams. Man, I swear, some people just live like maggots!

Yyyyep, during Ellen DeGeneres‘ show, Hayden Panettiere thought it would be sexy to flash her underwear to the audience. What do you ladies wear? A string? A slip? Or a boxer? Well Hayden opted for the latter solution, and it has shown it live on television! Thing is it looked so granny-ish I can’t even […]

Oh, man!
You WANT to see the end of this video!
You prolly all know by now I love Katy Perry a lot. It might because of the I Kissed a Girl song, it might be because of her cherry chopstick, I don’t know. But believe me, I laughed my ass off at this video! And I […]

Fierce Dogs, Wild Cats

In: Funny Things, Pets

Remember the Fierce Dogs part 1 and part 2 posts Glen and I did a couple of days ago? Well… you didn’t think cats are left alone by humans, did you? Scat!

Fierce Dogs - part 2

In: Funny Things, Pets

You probably remember Glen’s post about the reason for which dogs might get upset at people and bite their asses. This is a continuation of that post because well… there are a lot of angry dogs out there! Fierce!

Heart Attack Gaffe

In: Wonders of the World, idiots

Imagine you’re a 71 years old man going to the hospital with excruciating abdominal pain and the doctors tell you it’s because you’re… well… a little pregnant.
This is what happened to John Grady Pippen from Oregon, Portland. Hospital staff gave the retired mechanic and logger a note saying: “Based on your visit today, we know […]