As many of you know, Nicholas Cage has been going through some crappy time lately, with his financial advisors giving him a hard life, leaving his a$$ covered in debts and all. Now I like Nicholas Cage, he’s a good chap and I don’t think he deserved this, but honestly, he’s been spending a lot of money on really stupid things and that’s not cool, you know? Like… who the hell spends a fortune on real shrunken heads? That’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard. What for?

Or who spends $500.000 on a freakin’ car? It’s not like you intend to move your kitchen inside and your toilet and LIVE in the damn car.

Anyway, he’s so lucky you can’t even imagine. Because Johnny Depp has decided to help the bloke just because he feels he owes his career to Nic.  God! Speaking of being there at the right time and the right place! I hope Johnny remembers how I opened the door for him once and sends me a couple of greeners to save me from bankruptcy!

It pays to help an unknown, see? He might become famous and reach a helpful hand years later!