Yes, John Mayer wants to put the record straight: he’s a romantic! He says his love affairs were not intended to help his career at all. No, dating Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson or Jennifer Love Hewitt did not boost his record sales.
Truth is, dear John, that I used to know and like your music before you started dating these chicks. Now I don’t do that anymore. I guess that’d be some sort of downfall rather than a boost, huh?
Haha, look at that: Jennifer, Jennifer, Jessica hahaha!!! Isn’t that weird?
John Mayer used to be a name in music before he started becoming famous for the women he dated. Now he’s just faded.