Fashion Police

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Hey this week wasn’t so bad from the point of view of fashion, really! People are either starting to learn or they’re sick of being called no-sense-of-stylers. Of course, the forest still has its dry wood, but what would showbiz look like if everyone did it right… right?

So… let’s start. Any preferences? Ok, I’ll start with the good ones:

The Lovely:

Well, you have to agree it s Cameron Diaz’s time to shine, so we might as well allow her to get all she can get out of her shiny star and her new movie. You already know her white appearances. But Cameron looks super lovely in black as well:

Hey, cute sandals. Love them much? Grin! No, really, they’re cute!

The Elegant:

Miranda Kerr just make me lose my breath – and I’m not even a man – when she appeared in this beautiful pale pink dress, so airy and so cute! Megan Fox made me hate her even more by forcing me to say she looked great at the premiere of Transformers 2. And she did, no denial, ok?! Of course, Miranda also looks sassy, classy, cute, polished, radiant etc, while Megan just looks gorgeous.

The Casual:

Yeah… it’s starting to fade so watch out! While I liked the casual look of Ciara – I mean, come on, she was walking on the street, prolly going shopping or something – I hated her damn sandals! Ew! Nothing wrong with showing some summery skin, but the sandals were hideous! Now there’s someone who should definitely keep her skin to herself,in her own – or someone’s special – privacy, and that’s Phoebe Price. I s’pose she was shopping as well. But dayum, woman, that cleavage looks ancient!

The Go-Go Pants:

Heeeey, I love Fergie’s pants! They might look weird but they’re so damn cool, modern and… oh, I love em, love em, LOVE EM! I can’t say the same thing about Kylie Minogue’s go-go pants, because I don’t understand the combination, the lack of coherence is too sharp. Besides… so not for you, Kylie!

The Dominatrix:

Errrr… I guess Ashley’s dominatrix choice of clothes is somehow motivated by the fact that her husband is a punk rocker and she has to fit in the environment, especially when she’s with him?! I’ve seen this look on her twice up to now, I guess it’s her kinky period. But Taylor Momsen… I mean great body, girl! However the outfit… a lil’ bit of Madonna in Like a Prayer… with a lil’ bit of  rock… with a lil’ bit of dominatrix. This is confusing. But if you say you felt good while wearing it, it’s fine with us.

The Mess:

Well… my dearest Fergie, I guess she wants to make it on all lists so here’s her on my messy list, wearing sort or… thing… that looks like it just got out of a tiger’s paws and claws. How original! And, of course, we cannot, but simply cannot miss Miss messy (haha) Micha Barton, who was so hilarious today, you have to admit!

Ok, that’s it for me!

Comments (3)

What happened to Ashley Simpson’s face? She looks weird.

Botox. And something in her lips. Make her eyes drop. Oh… and make up sux.

I’ve never seen so many pumpkin heads all together since Halloween last yr! Ahahaaaa…

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