Kristen: Hey… that Joan Jett can kiss my ass, I’m having a blast with Dakota here! And OMFG, they made Fanning look crappier than me! Geeeez!!! I thought I’d be the fugliest with THIS hair, but they’ve outdone themselves with hers!
Dakota: Hahaha! Funey! What kind of wussy Kristen is to cry over Joan Jett bullying her? Hahaha! And her hair… I thought I got owned but look at that do! Ahahaha! This is so funny!
Kristen: She must be on something…
Dakota: I wonder if she’s on something…
Kristen: Pffffahahaha… and those high heels!
Dakota: Mwahaha!!! Oh, God, and those stinkin’ leather pants!
Kristen: Bastards… they made her look taller than me!
Dakota: Taller than me my ass!
Kristen: Yyyyyep… she’s on something!
Dakota: Stoned, I tell ya!
