Oh, God! I must be one of the lamest gossipers out there if I didn’t know Miley Cyrus had a brother who’s also a singer and who happens to be the front man of Metro Station. Dammit and I like Metro Station! I actually like some of their songs, I’m not a fan of any type of group, band. Well… maybe of KOL, there, you caught me!

I mean come on! Who would have guessed that Trace Cyrus is Miley’s brotha? LOOK at the man! He’s so… different!

OMG! It’s only now that I can actually see the freakin’ mug of Mr. Cyrus himself on Trace’s hand! Of course he is one of THE Cyruses! Dayuuuummm! Now that I saw that I think this cult is so lame. The daddy manager cult I mean.

Shake shake shake shake sh-shake shake!