Oh, bollox! I hope he’s actually on a sunny beach, with a hot young lass, having the time of his life!
“I’ve had a cross tattooed over the tattoo I got of his name.”
I won’t get his name removed because he was part of my life but I just want to get on with the divorce now.”
BTW, do you guys know what the difference between hot and trashy is?
1. the length of the skirt
2. the length between one’s spread legs
This, my friends, is trashy! Because I can drive my car through them and I’m a beginner driver! Ok? I need extra space!
Disadvantage of staying too much on your knees? Fugly knees skin.






