ForsakenOrder

The list could continue with “no brain, no idea about clothes, no anything”. I mean, have a look yourself! They are people, I know, I commit fashion crimes from time to time (not that often, I tend to pick what makes me look good… and that is a good criteria, wouldn’t you agree? DURRR!!!), but these guys are VIPs, for fashion’s sake! And they do this…

Who the heck is Andre J. and what the heck is his brain made of? Wait…what the heck is HER brain made of? Wait… what the heck?

 

I know all teenage kids are in love with this girl boy. Even little boys ffs! But… why? Bill Kraulitz is his name I believe, one of the twins in Tokio Hotel. No wonder 80% of the teenagers in my country dress like shit and look like shit. Most of the time black eyed suicidal. He does it for the show and for the money you fucking idiots! He doesn’t go to school like that!

 

I know these two from the telly. They deal with tigers in one of the greatest casinos in Los Angeles. I don’t know their names, neither the name of the casino, I don’t care to know them, I just nearly puked at the sight of that bad lifting job!

 

Christina Aguilera is promoting her new perfume. Nothing against that. Liked her first ones. But what the heck is wrong with her these days? She kinda looks like crap. I love this girl… but… you know… a good friend should always tell if something is wrong with your looks. LOL!

 

Speaking of looking like crap, I laughed so much at Jessica Simpson’s look (if you can call this shit “look”) that my belly hurt for half a day. Like A - is she pregnant or is she just plain fat? … and B - my grandmother had table cloths of the same material. I threw them away. Anyway, love the facial expression. You go, cow girl! OMG… did I just say cow? That’s iiiiit!!!

 

I officially love Katy Perry! She sings my favorite song at the moment - I Kissed a Girl - I love her. I know she’s crazy and I know she kinda does this for the show and for the image she’s trying to portray and to promote but hey… I could play poker on her. Flash us a Royal, Katy!

 

You can’t say too many things about Macy Gray… She’s a weird singer, but a good one. She has a weird look… highly stoned one…but hey. She always has a wicked hairdo… I guess it’s her and that’s it. AAAAND… she has the most hideous wardrobe ever! But I guess that is also part of her.

 

It’s very rare when it happens that the Pussycat Dolls look good when it comes to clothes. This time is not of that times. Cheeeeeezzyyy weeeeeezzzzyyy Jeeeeesuuuuusss!!!