If you watch ‘The (Drama Queens) Hills’ you probably know how life in ‘Sheep Land’ goes: Johnny loves Chachi, Johnny has a diploma in Idiotism, Chachi is a ‘fashionable’ drama queen, Johnny gives Chachi shit, Chachi hits back with a bunch of crap, Johnny and Chachi have a ‘meaningful’ conversation, Johnny and Chachi kiss, then Chachi goes shopping at Gucci. The End.  Scenes from the next episode:

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Heidi: ‘Awww…I love u, honey!’ [(to self) ’Look he bought me CZ earings! Fucking cheap bastard! I’ll get u back-I’m going to Gucci later.’]

Spencer: ‘Look, Hayden, I mean, Heidi, do you like my [(author’s note) hideous] cool diamond necklace? I paid less than $20,000 on it…what a deal! I gotta call my dudes now-to show them while we play some cool video games! Yeah…’

H: ‘WHAAT? I prepared a picnic for us…it’s my birthday, I hope u didn’t forget [(to self) u ingrate bitch!]…My birthdaaaayyy (kicking her feet, and sobing)…I’m the queen today!’

S: [(to self) U’r the bitch!]…’I'm goin’ out w/ my buddies…[haven’t been to that stripclub at the corner in a while.] Ta-ta. Love ya!’

Note: pics 2, 3 and 4 happened during Heidi’s day-dreaming. No pics taken in between were allowed on the air…due to ‘acidic’ content.  Don’t miss the next episode of ‘The Hills’.