prince_william.jpgPwetty pwease, bitch?

Here’s two out of Prince William’s latest days:

First, his ass got rejected by Pink. Apparently, the star sent the lovely princessito to hell, refusing to perform for his birthday. The reason? Well… we all know Pink is not the one to give up on her convictions! Short and straight to the point? She protects animals and William is a hunter! Prince powned!

Then, his ass got invited by Paris Hilton at the inauguration of her night club in Las Vegas. Bitch, you just want to set your skanky hands on his fortune! LOL! The Hilton hotel heiress met William at Whiskey Mist in the district of Mayfair in London last week, and they have obviously exchanged information. Even more, the royal family finds all this very funny and has even encouraged William to go to Vegas for the opening of this nightclub! Although flattered by Paris’ attentions, William does not believe that travel is justified, and kindly refused her proposal. Paris powned!