ForsakenOrder

Kate Bosworth - Piece of advice, honey, not a piece of bread: PLEASE, OH, PLEASE, WON’T YOU EAT?! Pretty please, you’re a beautiful woman, put some weight on! You can be jealous of Angelina because of her lips, don’t be jealous of her (under) weight!

 

Donatella Versace - I’m thinking in terms of who was first? The egg or the chicken? Now who was first? Donatella or Janice from the Muppets? No, really….’cause if Donatella was first, then I’ve found some explanations LOL Myeah…either way, she scares me.

 

Naomi Campbell - Huh? Dat you, Naomi? Gettin’ a lil’ bit Piggy?

 

Pussycat Dolls - Hum….see these girls went to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia…to sing. Right…I meant to dance like the professional hookers they are…while singing. First problem is that Malaysia is a Muslim country, where female artists should be dressed from their neck to their knees. You can imagine the Muslims had to compromise and watch the girls dressed…well…in their stage costumes (what!?). Second problem is that Carmit (who has later left the group) let one of her boobies slip. Third problem is that Ashley also let something more to the audience to see. So the girls had to pay a $3400 fee. Piece of cake!

 

Cate Blanchet - Cate, I love you, hun, but there’s something wrong with this picture. I can’t figure if it’s the mister or the dress…Anyway, congrats on the preggy!

 

Sarah Jessica Parker - I don’t care that SJP is a fashion icon, I don’t care she’s a freakin’ star, I don’t give a fig she has her own line, I DON’T DIG THIS OUTFIT! And I’m mad she’s always on the best dressed lists wearing freakin’ things like these!

 

Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice is wearing some nice icy bling blings on his hands today ’cause he got arrested for hitting his wife. Dude, don’t blame the wife for your looking like that! You had your time, alright?