What happens when women celebrities forget to use the little girls’ wee-wee room before entering the red carpet? They take the Red Carpet Pisser Position. LOL…is it something about these crossed legs besides suggesting the above mentioned feeling of going to the bathroom? Does it secure stability or something? Because to me…it’s “I really have to pee right now” with a smile of the face and a wave of the hand!

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Oh, almost forgot: I crown Paris Hilton with the Pisser of the Year Award because she’s the ultimate wee-wee red carpet girl.