I am laughing my ass off right now because I’m thinking of my friend’s Aleera reaction. Long story short she’s in love with Gerard Butler and she hates the crap out of Cameron Diaz. Girl, how though can this be to you? It is real, they have been spotted together in more than friendly situations.

Ok, you can relax a little bit now, while I’m telling you a quite funny story. So, it’s more than 80% sure (paparazzi always get it faster man) that they’re together but hey, Mister 300 has to deny it, right? It’s written in the books, you have to deny it in order to keep the press…alive. So he denies it and offers statements like “That’s not quite true”, “Cameron and I are just friends” and stuff. But the cutest thing he could ever say in this situation was: “So if I take my dog out for a walk apparently I’m fucking my dog? Not true!”.

LIKE O-MA-GAH! Dude, you can’t say that! Because here’s what I, the normal person, understand:

  • 1. Cameron is a bitch.
  • 2. You like to screw animals, therefore you are a zoo-phile.
  • 3. Fucking/dating Cameron would be like fucking/dating a dog. Ouch!
  • 4. A night out with Cameron is like walking a dog.

So there, Aleera, no need to cry. Gerard is a real beast!

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