Recover the Lost Knowledge
Why would you want to get overdosed at 76? Elisabeth Taylor just succeeded in overdosing herself again this week. Let us see…you have maybe 14 years left to live, you’re already sick as crap, you can hardly walk alone and speak for yourself…but you still think mixing pills with alcohol is ok.
Why would you want to have such ugly tattoos on such a NOT-SEXY-AT-ALL place? Who is supposed to see those and from what position? Pink…I really don’t know what’s with her, she already looks like a hubby herself…maybe she wanted to soften the image a little? Heheheh! Nasty!
Why are the paparazzi soo, oh, soo stupid? I mean…this is a really good piece of breaking news: “Kate Moss‘ fly is a quarter open”. OMG! That’s extraordinarily interesting…world-wide(ly) interesting! Stoooopid! Some of these guys really make me sick!
Can you believe Eddie Murphy is 50? Woow! Well, he looks great! Too bad he’s not as funny as he used to be but hey, we all lose something-something as we grow old!
Can you believe a shitty horror movie like Prom Night beat the crack out of Keanu Reeve’s Street Kings at the box office? Are you kidding? Can you imagine what kind of people live in this world? LOL!
Do you believe in paybacks? Well, I’m sure Mrs. Spears feels avenged now that her former hubby, Adnan, was stabbed several times. If you didn’t know…Adnan is a paparazzo. Funny…Britney and the paparazzo. My God she’s a looney character!
What is Paris Hilton going for next? Because her latest entrepreneurial adventure includes…hair extensions. And they are called “The Bandit”. How original! What on earth does it mean?
The next question is coming a lil’ bit later because I have to do my breathing in breathing out thing! Ok…The question…HOW CAN THIS GUY LOOK SO AWESOME BUT ACT SO DUMB? Because he can! Heheheh! Pick up the fallen jaws, ladies. Ashton Kutcher in Details.
Baby wants a shot?
- Tags: Celebrity Nonsense, funny pictures, idiots
6 Responses to “Cele-Questions Roundabout”
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Ruben
April 20th, 2008 at 11:05 am
I didn’t see The Prom Night or whatever, but I saw Street Kings and it’s not such a great film
Sorry, I can see you like Keanu. But I promise I will have a look at the other movie, who knows, it may be worse 
Carly
April 20th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
That may not be Keanu’s best movie, but Prom Night is a piece of BS!
dariana
April 21st, 2008 at 7:17 pm
@ Carly: just like all horror teen crappy movies
Glad you agree.
@ Ruben: at least Street Kings has a story to tell
Aleera
April 21st, 2008 at 7:26 pm
U gotta love the last 3 pics. Paris, heiress or not, still can’t buy ‘class.’ Amy, just look at the disappointed face of that kid. Ashton- well, he mostly acts like an idiot, and too American for my taste, but damn, he’s hot. After all, that’s what celebrities are payed millions to do - stay in one place and look pretty, and whatever you do, keep conversation minimal…no one really wants to know how rotten is your brain (that goes mostly for the youngsters in Idiotwood). No, really!
Kirk
April 21st, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Paris is a successful entrepreneur, you just jealous!!!
Aleera
April 21st, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Aahh, yeah, that’s a LOT to be jealous about! That’s funny!!! I mean, you’re kiddin’ right? She’s a ’successful entrepreneur’ ‘cuz she’s got the resources and people that do all that. Sorry to burst your bubble, Kirk, but ‘things’ aren’t always the way they seem. I would love a Paris-Trump meeting…ahahhaaa…now that would be firing of the century - hilarious!