ForsakenOrder

Hey guys, another week, another day, another morning and some other laughters, why not. Let us see what’s in the news:

1. Lindsay Lohan is pregnant!

No, she’s not, what the heck? How could she get pregnant, just think about who she is dating hehehe… I’m just teasing. She’s pregnant for a movie, of course. They get fat for a movie, they get ugly for a movie, they might as well get pregnant as well.

2. Hayden and Milo are getting engaged

Awwwww, I love this couple so much! Let them be, freaking paps, you! It might be because I’m a huge Heroes fan, but they also look sooooo great together. Too bad for the envious ppl who cannot stop talking about how she’s only 18 and how Milo was 18 somewhere in 1995, haha! So? Back off!

3. Madonna has discovered the secret of longevity

…and she doesn’t want to share it.

No shit? I strongly doubt she has discovered anything more than the fact that yes, in spite of all Evian and Kabbalah, she’s still growing old.

4. Russell Crowe is a new man!

He is? Oh, yes….right! He’s gangsta or something. My god…are you doing this for a movie? Tell me you have a fat gansta character to portray, Russ!

5. Jaslene “the Manslene” Gonzales forgets to eat

Otherwise, I cannot explain this:

Sandwich? McCkicken? Nuggets? Anything?

That’s it for now, hope I brought some info in your brain and a smile on your face. C ya, have a grand weekend!