I’ve got a short list of some really really annoying singers. There is no order of the names, it’s just how I remembered them. See I really care about music and I’m a fan of great singers. It’s just that sometimes, some of them go too far, some of them just don’t progress and some of them cannot even be called singers.

Celine Dion - I know she’s good and all and a lot of people appreciate her, but dammit, is she annoying or what? Same 15 notes, turning all songs into self-empowerment anthems, she’s great…Shhhssshhh…soo annoying to listen to her. I remember that damn Titanic soundtrack song…Giiiizas!!! It was like some rash I couldn’t get rid of!

John Mayer – this guy….this guy sings about one thing and one thing only. And he’s not even singing, it’s like whimpering actually… Very annoying to my ears!

Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins) – OMG…his voice is so annoying I feel like smashing the TV when he’s on. How on earth could you sign such a whining voice? And when you match the voice with the dude’s face…that’s the ultimate annoyance!

Michael Bolton – Whenever I hear a Michael Bolton song I feel like screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! This guy can definitely take a love song and turn it into a hernia. When a maaaaaaan looooves aaaa wooomaaaaannnn….he’s screaming in her ear! Shiiiiit!!!

Lilly Allen – I love Lilly Allen because she’s original. I would have loved her even more if she didn’t keep repeating that originality over and over again. Her voice does not have nuance, it sounds like she’s delivering and delivering and delivering.

Mariah Carey – No….I do not feel obliged to respect her just because she’s able to “touch” one thousand tunes blablabla…..LOSE THE FLOWERS, Mariah! Sooo annoying!

Jessica Simpson – I don’t even know if she’s able to sing…Wait, she’s quite capable of doing that…but her voice reminds me of a little Michael Bolton hernia LOL

Enrique Iglesias – I feel like cracking his head every time I hear him or see one of his videos. Just because when he “sings”, he seems to be sitting on the toilet, forcing the shit out of him! I cannot stand Enrique, his name is awful, his appearance is awful, his singing is absolutely terrible!!!!