ForsakenOrder

It’s high time I wrote about my two furry-purrrrrry girls!

Kira, European, 3 yrs old, very loud when she wants something. “Dari comes late from work, but when she does, I follow her everywhere and tell her about everything I did during the day - I went there, I saw that, the kid did that - better watch out ’cause she pooped - and then I slept, then I talked to the birds, then I was teasing the neighbor’s dogs, I ate, blah blah blah blah….I love when mommy brushes me and pets me on the belly, oh, boy, do I love that! I’d rather sleep alone, on my chair, wake up for a petting session in the middle of the night and then go back to sleep. I love when people come to visit, as I walk around, keeping my tail way up, for them to see who’s the boss in this house. I hate taking baths but I still take them because hey, this fur must bling! I like to run away from the house and that’s when my ass is getting whooped most of the times. Once I got away and Dari didn’t notice and she locked the door. I stood out for 8 hours, hiding under a box, I was so afraid! I love children and I talk to them all the time. I like that the annoying kid is around because I’d get bored very quickly otherwise. When I want something, I blooody MEEEOOOOW!!!!”
Puiutza, European, 1 and a half yrs old, my bro’s cat, very sweet and bouncy. A.k.a. the Kid. “Dari and I have breakfast together. She always says I’m not allowed to eat what she eats, but I make the sweet face and the sweet purr and she forgets all about it. I like sleeping a lot, playing a lot, and teasing Kira a lot. I don’t talk too much, but when I do, Dari is always placing the microphone in my face….she’s weird…like I’m gonna say something when she does that! I only talk to Aleera via webcam. I’m extremely curious and that’s when my ass is getting whooped. I often get into places I can’t get out from without a helping hand. Everybody likes me because I’m small, cute and I give them “the face” and “the paw”. I only sleep in beds - my bed, Dari’s bed, mommy’s bed, it doesn’t matter, as long as I don’t sleep alone! I’m quite smart and I’ve learnt to open doors or at least how to make people open the doors for me. I don’t meow like crazy Kira…I knock! And I know she complains about me pooping, but that’s the way I show her who’s boss , heheh! I don’t run away either, I just stay at the door and laugh at Kira getting her ass whooped.”

Oh, and…