No, not mine, chill out!

But I found the latest, most tech pregnancy test ever. Easy to use, modern, usb. Yes, usb style, since we have all sorts of usb sticks, from basketballs to humping dogs to so on and so far. Here’s the r_u_preggy usb stick.

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So…..you piss on it, leave it for one minute. If baby sad, no baby, if baby happy, there’s da baby!!! Oh, careful not to piss on the plugging end. Mwahaha!!!