Oh, Yeah! Now I Can Buy My Girl!

2 Oct 2008 In: Celebrity Nonsense

katy-perry.jpgMy girl Katy Perry whom I would really really love to kiss…

A few weeks before Christmas, the stars are starting to think about products that could bring big dough! And Katy Perry may have found the solution: turn herself into a doll! And it costs only… $50! Pahaha! Might I just mention m salary is $350? Ha! There! Now you know… I love Katy, but not that much!

And I love him so much because he has got the balls to do and say whatever he wants, whenever he wants! I love the characters he portrays, even if I don’t agree with everything he does. I love his personal life, because he’s just a normal guy, loving a normal girl. But mostly, I love the way he manages to surprise us every time!

Here’s Sacha…actually his character, Bruno, ruining a fashion event. Og, god! I’m laughing my ass off! You crazy man!

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Matilda Rose Gets the Fortune

1 Oct 2008 In: News

heath_matilda.jpgI’m talking about Heath Ledger’s fortune. It goes to his daughter (and ), Matilda Rose. Well done, wouldn’t have expected it to happen another way! It’s normal!

Nearly 10 months after the death of the 28 years old actor, who left behind a small orphan of 3, Matilda Rose, the decision on the legacy was taken: everything will go to his daughter.

His fortune of $ 20 million was the subject of heated negotiations. Of, course… like it always happens… In his will written in 2003 (before the arrival of his daughter), it was stipulated that the actor gave everything to the Ledger family. Disagreements have taken place between the former companion of Heath, his parents and sisters.  Former companion?  With what right? And since when former companion means family?

But they finally made the joint decision to give everything to Matilda Rose.

How to Have Beautiful Nails

1 Oct 2008 In: Fashion and Beauty

For all those like myself, who try to paint their nails and never get them as they want, here are a couple of tips, which, incidentally, I too am going to benefit much from…

You can adjust the shape of your nails with the right cut. When we see the beautiful nails of celebrities we want ours to look the same, but what we do not know is that nails are different, they vary in shape and size. So Eva Longoria’s nails might look crappy on my hands. Get me? Therefore:

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cristiano.jpgHot Cristiano Ronaldo dumped his girlfriend, Nereida Gallardo via… via SMS! Yeah… no kiddin… been there… been done that (messenger actually…lol…lot more fun… longer talks…whateve, fuck that!). Nothing worse than being dumped, especially by sms! I bet quite an experience for Nereida!

“I was devastated to be dumped via SMS. To me this is the top of cowardice. Cristiano Ronaldo is immature!” she told a Spanish television, after 7 months of relationship.

She also confided: “he is very good in bed, so I went out with him. It was love the first night after our meeting […] But he is manipulated by his mother. She has always been protective towards him, which is normal. But I have never called for that reason. ”

 

Honey… whatever!

Porn Paris Hilton Portrait

1 Oct 2008 In: Celebrity Nonsense

paris-hilton.jpgThat’s right! Well… it’s not really what you would think it is, but somewhere over there…

Japanese artist Johnny Yeo had the original idea to create a picture of Paris Hilton from collages of pictures from pornographic magazines! I swear, man! You couldn’t have thought of something better! What esle but porn pictures to make one Paris Hilton cross-eyed face? Anyway, Yeo’s work was acquired by Damien Hirst, British artist himself. I wonder how much he paid for it…

However, a poster, subtitled “Paris 2008″ is available for a fee of 14 €! For its procurement, visit the art gallery of the author of the table … Google his ass!

And… She Married Him!

30 Sep 2008 In: Celebrity Nonsense

scarlett-ryan.jpgI hate her, but what can I do? Nothing… write about it, curse her and… that’s about it.

This Saturday, five months after Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds announced their engagement, the ceremony took place. The marriage was kept away from the lights of New York where the actress lived, and happened somewhere not far from Vancouver, In Ryan’s native country, Canada.

The exchange of vows was in complete privacy. Indeed, very few guests were invited. Duuurrrr… what if they made Ryan change his mind? Lol! Scarlett, 23 years old and Ryan, 31 years old, began to date shortly after the actor had broken with Alanis Morissette last year.Uuuugh… he’s been with Alanis? I’m strongly doubting his taste in women right now!

Mexico: Tourism, Sun and Beaches

30 Sep 2008 In: Travel

Oh, Aleera is totally going to kick my ass over this. She left for vacation somewhere in Mexico, she told me where, but I so forgot, you have no idea! So… I’m going to write about what you can do in Mexico. Right… she’s having all the fun and I’m writing about it, while at work. Stinks, I know!

Sooo… where did you say you were going, girl? I’m such a bad girlfriend, forgetting stuff and all. Anyways… Let’s see what you can see and do in… Cancun.

Cancun, the beautiful city washed by the Caribbean Sea, located in the coastal state of Quintana Roo, with beautiful white sand beaches, it’s perfect to enjoy the sun and the beautiful blue sea, places where you can practice water sports and adventurous rides. I just know you’ll have a great time doing some crazy stuff, Aleera.

And, since I know you very well… you’ll need to go shopping. Well, Cancun has a large hotel zone, where you’ll find luxury hotels, modern shopping malls and many restaurants where you can enjoy the local, traditional and international meal, the nightlife is very active, bars and discos cater late into the night (oh, there you are! Your domain!).

Apart from its golden beaches, Cancun offers visitors other attractions that you may enjoy, for example the archaeological site of Tulum one hour and a half from Cancun, the Xcaret entertainment park where you can explore the underground river and swim with the dolphins, and the archaeological site Chichen Itza, most important vestige of the Mayan culture, located at 200 Km. of Cancun. You’ll see the pictures.

Isla Mujeres, you know very well what that means… yes! The Island of the Women! Nooo man foot around! Banned! Isla Mujeres is an ideal place to relax, quite small but very beautiful, and you can perform many activities. Playa del Carmen, 70km south of the city, is ideal for water sports and it also has some archeological sites.

Puerto Morelos, a small fishing village, full of life and lovely beaches, and also the island Cozumel, which is the largest island in Mexico that offers visitors beaches and reefs of great beauty.

Further south is the Xcaret eco-park, where you’ll find a rich and abundant flora and fauna, and you benefit from archaeological tours to enjoy knowing vestiges of the Mayan culture. Following the tour further south, near Akumal, is the biggest underwater cave in the world, called Nohoch Nah Chin. If you enjoy doing that, Cancun awaits you!

So there… I did my homework, you guys enjoy your vacation! I’m enjoying it from pictures, tehehe…

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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

30 Sep 2008 In: Music and Movies

Wow… see this picture?

benjamin-button.jpg

Do you know who this is?

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The video sharing website, YouTube, and a founding member of the Black Eyed Peas, Will.i.am, launched an initiative to raise awareness of the need to fight against poverty in the world. Good!

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