ForsakenOrder

…who thought he could change the world.

I was listening to the news today and what do my ears here? The new version of iPhone, the 3G one, is being released somewhere in Japan and it costs only 139 bucks. Are you kidding me? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? The phone dealers in my country are crazy then! I’m paying almost $600 for that thing in here! This is crap!

What do YOU call them (besides extremely stupid, of course)? Here’s a series of really idiotic confused youngsters. They have a funny way of establishing their…well…identities, if I can say so. I think I did a better job at establishing my identity. A way better job. Let’s just say I’m famous for something else

Lil Wayne. That’s him! I swear, this is the worst rapper these days. Nothing to do with the color of his skin. Nothing to do at all, but he’s the worst! I cannot explain how ridiculous he is: stupid songs, very stupid interpretation, absolutely stupid appearance. He’s a tiny lil’ mothafocka who struggles too much and becomes ridiculous. Ya hear me? Ri-di-cu-lous! I’m laughing my ass off every time I see him and I cannot understand why various artists want to feature him in their videos. I can’t understand that. Look at this fool!

Not one, but two.  After one damn rainy day, I caught this while taking a walk. Sorry for the pic quality, but I had to use the phone. No camera at hand.

Last night I had the wonderful pleasure to go to McDonald’s and drink a coffee. Surprisingly, there were a lot of people in for that time of the night. So I sat at a table, took my coffee and started sipping. Once, twice, thrice. Then I stopped, got my phone out and click. Oh, there you go! Some people come to eat a McChicken, some come to eat some McFries. But here I am, sipping my coffee while looking at the most hairy McAss ever!

You fucking idiot, pull your pants together! You’re in an Eat-me place, not in a Fuck-me-in-the-ass place! Man, I swear this is one of the ugliest asses I’ve ever seen! I’ve only seen one more in the world that was that hairy and I broke up with him some time ago.

Ever wondered what Christian Siriano, the winner of the last Project Runway show, is been doing? He’s doin’ a cameo in the latest American Buoi girl’s video ( I’m talking about Estelle, people!) . Oh, how cute, I always liked him because he’s so wacko!

Hey girls, do we love Daniel Craig as Bond in those KO black suits and tight shirts, and that Aston Martin…mmmm…YES, WE DO!! Enjoy the trailer of the new ‘Quantum of Solace’…boy, that looks good (I mean HE…IT…both…)

No, seriously…

10x, OMG!

Bored of your old interior furniture? Bored of having the same interior architecture for years and years. Well…here’s a good option to take into consideration. Yes, it is absolutely functional. And yes….it does come from the Japanese!