ForsakenOrder

Look at these two biatches from Romania trying to make my country look stupid. Are you freaking kidding me? They came here too and tried to go to a similar contest, but I guess nothing can compare to the American “good” taste in music. For cryin’ out loud, they’re absolutely hilarious. We kicked their asses from this country…I can bet they say “no, we don’t want to go back to Bucharest”…hyeah, nobody wants them here, man, but hey….America says hello. I can hardly wait for the Las Vegas round to laugh my ass at them.

Ladies and grannies, here are the Indigo girls!!!

Lol, this is hilarious, but she could actually have a great comeback

Man, I remember this video, back in 1998. I always thought this was the most beautiful declaration ever! I’m listening to Air - All I Need everyday, but I forgot about the video. This is such a beautiful memory, glad I got hit by it these days, Thanks, Dito! And you people, enjoy!

It’s that time of the year when cherries and strawberries are perfect for jam and compote. Guess what I’ve done? I helped mom prepare the fruits. My fingers are all wrinkled and my tips hurt like shit, not to mention I had to sacrifice my manicure. Mom, I hope this is worth it!

I am aware that all images in the magazines, may them be of women or of men, are retouched with the help of Photoshop, but this is for those stupid girlies who think all stars are perfect. It’s not like that, dammit, they’re fat, the struggle with weight problems everyday, even more than you do!

Take six minutes of your life and watch this:

…since Dari blabs around to eveyone that she got a new phone…I did too…Bet u mine is way cooler! Mwahaha…

Here’s a little about the new Samsung Alias SCH-u740. Personally, I haven’t had enough time to ‘play’ w/ it, but I’ll give a little feedback when I get to bottom of it. For now, all I observed is that it’s really thin (and since I usually drop my phone…a lot)-I’m a little scared; and that since it’s so thin, the battery seems to be a little on the weak side (I recommend charging it every day). To be continued… Read the rest of this entry »

Sorry for the abandonment people…I’ve been pretty stuck between job-related travelling and solving last minute issues before my move. Yes, I’m finally moving…from this crappy-boring-a$$-town I’ve been complaining about for 1 yr…to a cool-big-trendy-city in a sunny-hip(-where-ppl-are-not-weirdos)-state.  ;) 

So, I’m pretty excited! Wish me luck! I’m going to be pretty busy the next 2 wks or so still…but I’m here (as usual) in case anyone needs my smart-a$$ comments.

I do!

I particularly hate stupid women who embrace the image of Saint Anna’s but are in fact Saint Whores. Honey, I know a lot more about you than you think I do.

I particularly despise women who, at 40 something, have nothing to do with their lives, nothing besides spying, gossiping and lying. There is a cure for that and you shall find it out.
I feel nothing but discontent for women who embarrass their child of 22 in front of other people, their child not even knowing what he’s being laughed at for. Biotch…that son of yours is 22, he’s twice as big as you are and you’d still change his dippers in front of his friends. You check his phone, you check his grades, you dress him in the clothes chosen by you just to take pictures of him and show them to other people. You’re sick! If you lost your man, go find another one (unmarried maybe?), but don’t throw your son’s life to garbage! That is so lame, you cannot imagine!

I hate women who don’t know what a woman should be like. See that would be the difference between us.

Ok…I’m ok now!

That would be…my mother. You see we just discovered we have ants in a certain place of the house. Not a good sign, therefore, we bought some toxic spray and stuff that it is said to “eliminate the antz fo’ever”. Yeah, right! Mom sprayed two of those and no effect whatsoever.

So what does my mother think? With her criminal mind, of course… She places a piece of paper on which she puts a loaf of bread and, right beside them, a big bowl of water. She waits until a great bunch of ants get on the bread, she shakes the paper, ants fall on the paper, then she lifts the paper up and slips the ants in the bowl. Then she places the paper down again, the loaf of bread on it again and…waits LOL

Believe it or not, after two days of sadistic massacre, we’re out of ants. No ant on the loaf of bread now. But me…I’m a little bit scared living in the same house with my mom, if you know what I mean… mweheheh!

Spent the evening (and the night) re-reading Anna Karenina. I wonder: is there a novel more pessimistic than this?
There I am thinking for a while and none other comes in my mind.
So powerful, so desperate …