ForsakenOrder

Valentina.

Salma Hayek’s pretty little lady. Oh, she’s a cutie and mommy’s hot as always!

Now I look like a complete dork… sigh! Lucky thing I only have to wear them at work, lol! Pictures WILL come!

LE: Here you go!

I guess Shia would find nose picking sort of difficult to do with his main instrument broke, huh?

No offense guys, u’r all cute, but com’on!

So you probably know I went to Brasov to take my mom back home. I just went there because I’ve never been to the region and mom and aunt were like “Omg, you HAVE to go, it’s beautiful, at least to see it!”. On the other hand, brother (hey, sorry, man, hope you cleaned your car by now): “Sys, it’s a FREAKING LONG WAY, you might not handle it very well”.

Seems the two ladies were more powerful, because I went, of course.

Lemmi describe you a horror journey. I knew it will last 6 hours. Hey…how tough can 6 hours by car be? 12 hours there and back…I’ve traveled before, I was just fine. Fine my ass….Needless to say we left Thursday morning at 8 a.m. and we got back Friday morning, around 2 a.m., and we stopped only for two hours. Half an hour for a coffee and 1 and a half hours to eat and get the luggage in the car.

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If we’re still in the celebrity freak’ness zone, I just read about People magazine getting the rights (the sum is not mentioned yet…possible the most expensive baby photos ever) to publish Brangelina’s twins photos. Whoo-hoo! Bet they’re gorgeous…damn, Brad and Angie should be banned even staying close to each other…nuclear weapon!  Anywho, love the girl’s name -Vivienne Marchelline=pretty…boy’s name- Knox Leon=WTF? Did their brain just skip a second?

What would you do if your parents were high, drunk, or just simply darn stupid when they picked your name? You know, being a celeb’s kid doesn’t make this better…in fact, it’s embarrassing. The worse part, is that they think it’s cute or funny…breaking news: it’s NOT, u stupid morons; u’r kid is gonna be the center of the stupid jokes, then comes the low self-esteem, then come the drugs and other sh*t…and then they wonder why the kids are screw-ups in this culture. Yeah, let’s make this world even more difficult for our kid than it already is. Read the rest of this entry »

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Damn right! Christian Bale. Again!

Of course he’s fine, why wouldn’t he be? His sister and mother’s accusations were a bunch of crap! They wanted money…the biotches! He’s just fine, with his own family and all. Cuuuuuute!

This is the story of the Nose, the Hair and the Mustache. Short and straight to the point:

Here’s a cute nose picker, recently accused of DUI. Yummyyyy!!! Dig deep! LOL

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I’m leaving for Brasov tonight. I’m going to bring my mom home. I’ll se you guys in a day or two. BEHAVE!

PS: I just decided to have all comments containing “tits” go to the awaiting room. LOL, don’t worry, they’ll get through, but only after I approve them