Dari did it here, I had to do it…I don’t know who’s kicking who’s ass :)

Legend: RED - never gonna happen, GREEN - gonna happen someday, BOLD BLACK - happened at some point, BLACK -don’t care, probably not going to happen, BLUE - my kick-ass comments

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink – do I look like I frequent pubs?
02) Swam with wild dolphins
03) Climbed a mountain – little one; I don’t like lots of effort J
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive – I don’t know if I could ever let go
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula. – I hate spiders
07) Taken a candlelit bath with someone – I think so…
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it – yeah, I’m stupid like that, I know
09) Hugged a tree
10) Done a striptease – in private that is
11) Bungee jumped – don’t have any reason to throw myself in the head
12) Visited Paris
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea – giving the fact that I get sea-sick…maybe not
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise – par-tay
15) Seen the Northern Lights – those look amazing
16) Gone to a huge sports game
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19) Touched an iceberg – no thanks, I’m cold enough
20) Slept under the stars – in the tent that is; been there, done that, no more, thanks
21) Changed a baby’s diaper – I’m sure I’ll have to someday…NOT looking forward to it
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23) Watched a meteor shower
24) Gotten drunk on champagne –maybe just a little giggly
25) Given more than you can afford to charity – I have a brain, you know
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment – it’s one of those moments when you can use the excuse of coming from another culture J
28) Had a food fight
29) Bet on a winning horse
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
31) Asked out a stranger –he could be psycho, so no thanks
32) Had a snowball fight – freakin’ kids
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier- that sounds gross and stupid
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35) Held a lamb
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip – had the chance, I was a cold chicken
38) Taken an ice cold bath –what is this? A test to see who would have survived Titanic?
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar –that would be very minimal
40) Seen a total eclipse
41) Ridden a roller coaster –I hate those
42) Hit a home run – myeah…how American do you think I am?
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day
46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
48) Had two hard drives for your computer
49) Visited all 50 states of USA
50) Loved your job for all accounts –I’m still hoping for that
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced –why would I lose my time?
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied – as if that would be possible?!

53) Had amazing friends
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country –maybe…if he ‘screams hotness’ J
55) Watched wild whales
56) Stolen a sign -now that you mentioned it, I’m getting ideas
57) Backpacked in Europe –can we just settle for car-trip? I’m not too much into backpacking…
58) Taken a road-trip
59) Rock climbing
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61) Midnight walk on the beach
62) Sky diving – again, what am I insane?
63) Visited Ireland
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them –weird (Dari? J )
66) Visited Japan
67) Bench pressed your own weight – leg pressed (I’m not a guy!)
68) Milked a cow
69) Alphabetized your records –organization freak
70) Pretended to be a superhero – and jumped of a building thinking I’m gonna fly? No.
71) Sung karaoke
72) Lounged around in bed all day
73) Posed nude in front of strangers –wtf?! I still have all my brain
74) Scuba diving
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye – Aahh…freak
76) Kissed in the rain
77) Played in the mud
78) Played in the rain
79) Gone to a drive-in theater
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog.
83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84) Started a business
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86) Toured ancient sites
87) Taken a martial arts class – you don’t need a class to kick some ass
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman – sorry, I’m not a Middle Age lesbian
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90) Gotten engaged
91) Been in a movie
92) Crashed a party – and I only have to show up J
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95) Gotten married
96) Had sex at the office –hey, shut up!
97) Gone without food for 5 days –unless something bad happens, I live on food
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest – I won 3rd (the 1st were a bunch of sluts –and you know guys… – I was Christine from ‘the Phantom’ – too clothed for the guys. Morons!)
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo –not good for the job
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on - at least I admit it
103) Gotten divorced –hope not, but if situation demands it…
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert” –watch me in a few yrs
105) Got flowers for no reason
106) Masturbated in a public place –that’s sick
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108) Taken illegal drugs - I have self-control?!
109) Performed on stage
110) Been to Las Vegas – Vegas, baby…I think that’s gonna happen’ next week
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark – no thanks
113) Had a one-night stand – I don’t need no STDs, thanks
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live –huh?
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off – this is too private
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read - and understood - your credit report
126) Raised children
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars –that would be nice
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country –let’s just stick to car tour again
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over – I don’t know what I was thinking
134) …more than once? - More than twice?
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking – I always do
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did
138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived.
140) Wrote articles for a large publication

141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback
143) Piloted an airplane –that sounds interesting…I hate landings though, so…
144) Petted a stingray – no thanks
145) Broken someone’s heart – I’m a bitch, what can I say…
146) Helped an animal give birth
147) Been fired or laid off from a job –never gonna happen’ – I’m too good J
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone
150) Killed a human being –aahhh…wtf?!
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle – and that’s going to be that yellow CBR I want …OK, I can settle for a black Ninja too J
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph -10God there were no cops around
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild – and I didn’t go crazy…well…
157) Ridden a horse
158) Had major surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train – too uncomfortable J
160) Had a snake as a pet
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing – I can’t sleep in the plane
163) Slept for more than 30 hours
164) Visited lots of foreign countries
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days – me in a canoe…good one
167) Eaten kangaroo meat –poor kangaroo L U freaks!
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground – talking about freaks…
169) Been a sperm or egg donor
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime – I would think
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about – I always do.
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions – this country would become jobless…
175) Gone back to school – and I’m still thinking for the next step
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach – iiiuuuu, nasty!
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes.
180) Read The Iliad – I would think
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86′ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating – I can’t! L Makes me sad, and grossed out in the same time.
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt – Nah, I don’t do that…unless that person is someone really close; if they’re not, they probably had it coming
187) Skipped all your school reunions - I should have had ; it would have speared me of some crappy presence
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language – I’m not that nerdy
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193) Built your own PC from parts – sort of
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested – doesn’t look good on the resume