This is part four of my things I will never forget list. Enjoy!

  • My Indian corn house.
  • My 14th birthday. First b-day cake.
  • Going clubbing with my friends, every Saturday.
  • My coin collection. The silver coin I found at the bottom of a nut tree.
  • The first time I set the kitchen on fire. And the second time too.
  • My aunt’s baby doll and secret drawers.
  • The day I learnt how to keep my head above the water. Special red salty water. No, I cannot swim properly.
  • The day I stole a dictionary. What?! It was important and expensive. I felt like crap anyway, watching my back for a few days like I was going to prison.
  • Me making my first cocktail. Yummy!
  • My grandfather splitting wood. Hand-spit- ha-yaaa style.
  • Crying because I was obsessed with BSB, and they didn’t give a shit. That’s shameful, I agree.
  • The first time I got drunk. 6 years old, found a bottle of wine, drank half, saw my grandparents’ cow dancing on two feet, got my ass whooped severely, and a lot of vomiting. I don’t drink very often.
  • Getting my adenoids out. 14. I kicked the doctor in the balls. They forgot to bind my feet.
  • The Lions Club. Lee promising a lot of things. Lee not keeping his word. Americans ARE weird and cold sons of daughters.

to be continued…

Things I Will Never Forget - part 1
Things I Will Never Forget - part 2
Things I Will Never Forget - part 3