Recover the Lost Knowledge
Let’s say you have to deal with a specimen like this. You cannot avoid meeting this creature, you cannot avoid talking to her, even petting her just a little, just to make her feel important and above everything in this world. Let’s say you have to cope with this creature for….one day, your purpose being to make her give you two very important things for you. Your future depends on these two things…You have to take them from this creature.
How would you do it, guys? I’m so lost.
Disclaimer: this post is a metaphor, take it accordingly.
Find creature here.
Thanks for any suggestions, people…
Drojdie
June 7th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Kiss its ass, take the two things, then kill it.
dariana
June 7th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
not really an option…unfortunately…
Pentz
June 7th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Kill it!
rasebo
June 7th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
I could think of giving it some tranquilizers, or maybe a spoon of liqueur, to calm it down. Or, I could try handling it with gloves. Metaphorical gloves if the beast bites with its words or thick rubber gloves if it … just bites.
When someone is nervous, just…take it easy.
dariana
June 7th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
NewBreed
June 7th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
or you could kill it :))))))))))))
NewBreed
June 7th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
I’m joking…I think you should OUTSMART it
Aleera
June 10th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Put her to sleep (you’ll figure out how), then tape her mouth and paws…
U should be good for a while… (I learned that at some motivational ‘how-to-get-what-u-want’ class) 
dariana
June 11th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
@Aleera: she’s lucky I cannot speak…yet…shhhhh…silence
dariana
June 24th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
It’s done!
It’s on!!!