Al-Qaeda directs its efforts towards Europe and Vatican - Bin Laden accuses Pope of crusade in last tape and warns of a severe reaction to European newspapers which have published cartoons of the Prophet Muhammad, thus insulting all Muslims. If you don’t remember, in 2006, the pope angered many in the Muslim world when he cited a medieval text that characterized some of the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad as “evil and inhuman,” particularly “his command to spread by the sword the faith.” As for the newspapers, some wackos decided it would be funny to publish some Muslim related caricatures. Like NOW?????? Watch out, Europe!

How did Spears Do? - National question. What am I talking about…..GLOBAL question: How did Britney do in her sitcom debut “How I Met Your Mother”. Now that’s some good piece of news. Well…she did fine, I saw the video, she did fine because she does have the resources. It’s just a matter of using those resources well, you know? ;)

Feeling “pretty good” after having been pronounced dead - It happened to Zach Dunlap. On November 19th, doctors have declared him brain dead after a terrible car accident and have got the family’s approval to harvest his organs for transplant procedures, when good ol’ Zach moved his feet. He’s now well and cannot wait to move as he used to. He says he remembers hearing the doctors pronouncing him dead. Whoa…you must have been a happy fellah to hear the news!

Josiah has kicked the door at Warner Bros - ‘member Josiah Leming? He got a record deal with a major label. You know the saying…when one doors is closed in front of you, there’s another one opening. He got it! Congratulations, Josiah!

Deadly Heparin - That would be a medicine commonly used as a blood thinner. Apparently, the Chinese manufacturers have deliberately skipped in an unknown ingredient, which lead to 19 deaths already. I used to use that, you crazy asses!