…good money or quality days in prison :D

This year’s NATO Summit takes places in my country - Romania - at Bucharest. Everybody’s so excited, Secret Services and Police have started to prepare everything, all sorts of checking ups, clearing the are and stuff like that. In one word (ok…two words): FUCKING SECURITY!!! Because, as we all know, it is occasions like these which enable terrorist attacks and we wouldn’t like that to happen right? Of course not!

So while everybody is so preoccupied with national freakin’ security and anti-terrorist attack preparations, some crazy ass Romanian blogger makes an announcement on his website which, of course, is supposed to be a joke, right? He’s taking a picture of a terrace from where you can clearly see the House of People (that would be one of the Romanian symbols, the place where the Summit will take place, the place where all presidents in their stiff suits will move their imperial bottoms), no obstacle whatsoever. And the blogger advertises this place like this:

“I’m renting this terrace to any snipper with the occasion of 2008 NATO Summit. $5000/square meter. You get a clear view, no trees to prevent you from having a clear shot. I already have a good offer from a Russian snipper, waiting for Iraqi offers as well.”

Whatever, something like that, you get the idea. Ok…and we all started to joke about it on his site, saying “I will offer more” and stuff like that, you know. What happens? National television finds out about this “Shocking offer”, publishes it and the blogger gets to meet who? THE ROMANIAN SECRET SERVICES. The motif? Potential terrorist attack planning.
LOL, dude, you suck bad! Good luck also :D