killer.jpgThat would be…my mother. You see we just discovered we have ants in a certain place of the house. Not a good sign, therefore, we bought some toxic spray and stuff that it is said to “eliminate the antz fo’ever”. Yeah, right! Mom sprayed two of those and no effect whatsoever.

So what does my mother think? With her criminal mind, of course… She places a piece of paper on which she puts a loaf of bread and, right beside them, a big bowl of water. She waits until a great bunch of ants get on the bread, she shakes the paper, ants fall on the paper, then she lifts the paper up and slips the ants in the bowl. Then she places the paper down again, the loaf of bread on it again and…waits LOL

Believe it or not, after two days of sadistic massacre, we’re out of ants. No ant on the loaf of bread now. But me…I’m a little bit scared living in the same house with my mom, if you know what I mean… mweheheh!