ForsakenOrder

Last night I had the wonderful pleasure to go to McDonald’s and drink a coffee. Surprisingly, there were a lot of people in for that time of the night. So I sat at a table, took my coffee and started sipping. Once, twice, thrice. Then I stopped, got my phone out and click. Oh, there you go! Some people come to eat a McChicken, some come to eat some McFries. But here I am, sipping my coffee while looking at the most hairy McAss ever!

You fucking idiot, pull your pants together! You’re in an Eat-me place, not in a Fuck-me-in-the-ass place! Man, I swear this is one of the ugliest asses I’ve ever seen! I’ve only seen one more in the world that was that hairy and I broke up with him some time ago.