Ok, you might be aware of the fact that everybody is so on stand by these days because apparently Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson exchanging fluids are meeting in secret again. The media really made a fuss about them “spending a night together in a hotel” mmmmmmmmk, and they even came up with a picture in which Kristen and Rob were getting in a car, outside that hotel.
I say this: what IF they were? They are starting to film Eclipse, ok? And, as far as I know, the infamous sex scene takes place in Eclipse? Non? Therefore, they have to practice? Non? But ok, we’ll call it a “date”…
Then, the media “caught” Kristen and Rob having lunch. And they called it a “secret lunch date”. Ok, fine, but… there are some other people at that table. What are those? Secret bearers?
Oh, look, Robert’s eating iPhones… OMG!
OMG! I REALLY WISH these two hook up eventually!!! Bah!
On another note, these filthy paparazzi that offer me all this precious info, for which I am forever grateful are really like spammers: shameless, nosy, insistent creatures!
