I always encourage my readers to be reasonable and realistic. I try my best to be, it’s hard, but I manage to most of the times. I like Robert Pattinson, but he’s a little bit overrated, and he knows it, fans know it, everybody knows it.

However, I also think he’s got unimaginable potential, no wonder he’s caught into filming a lot this year. It’s a lot of work and it means directors trust his skills.

But what did my eyes read yesterday? Some online rumors say that Robert is thinking of taking over the supreme James Bond character one day. Hmmm… rumors. But ok, who knows, I didn’t ask him yet, so who knows, maybe the man actually said it. I’ll ask him when he arrives home, tonight.

Ultill then, let’s see some JB requirements:

1. JB must be English. Must posses impecable British accent. – Checked! Rob has it!

2. JB must be a honkster that attracts any female and is able to satisfy her in order to steal any information or objects he needs in order to solve a case. – Checked. Robert is a honkster. Rob attracts females… but… stealing? Cheating? Meh… ok… we’ll see.

3. JB must look good in a suit/tuxedo. – Checked. Robster has it, trust me. You’ve seen him in a tux. He hot.

4. JB must be well trained, know kung-fu and other crap like that in order to fight villans. – Errrr… Robster actually sucks at this and… well… I don’t think the stunt double is going to agree  to do EEEEEVERYTHING for him. Robert is a peace bearer. Sorry…

So…ummm… do you really think he could make it? I don’t really think so… maybe in a couple of years… when he has some fighting skills and some really-kissing-a-girl-not-just-making-faces-while-he-does-it skills and some other stuff like that.

LE: I talked to Robert and he said “Not now, dariana. I must have crazy hairdo for another two years or so, until I finish filming the Twilight Saga. After that… I need to learn some kung-fu shit and stuff. After that… Oh, God, I am afraid of guns, honey, you know that!”

Don’t worry, dear, we’ll help you out!