Paparazzi are certainly doing their jobs well, I tell you! You see, both Jennifer I-Will-Ruin-Any-Man-I-Date Aniston and Orlando What-De-Fok-Am-I-Doing-Here Bloom both arrived on Heathrow yesterday, only separately. However, they somehow managed to end up getting into the same car, which, of course, gave water to the water mill: OMG, what if they’re dating or something?

Sure, we could think that they might be filming a movie together, a thing which I shall actually believe because I REFUSE to believe anything else.